Rapidnovel #225 - Huang Chao's skill of controlling shit!
#225 - Huang Chao's skill of controlling shit!
Chapter 224 Huang Chao's 'Sh*t' Control Art!
The next moment, Zhang Chen cast his invisibility spell and swaggered towards the source of the sound, his heart filled with anticipation. He wondered what kind of fortune Tu Shanqing had obtained to make him laugh like that.
Zhang Chen walked through the corridor and saw two figures in the distance.
That's right, two figures. One of them stood there laughing wildly, his voice full of ecstasy, while the other had a gloomy face, a yellow light flashing around him, seemingly refining something mysterious, but he didn't say a word.
The one laughing wildly was Tu Shanqing, who had possessed Chai Chuanxin, and the other silent one, refining something mysterious, was Huang Chao, who Zhang Chen had separated from not long ago. Zhang Chen had originally wanted to look for Huang Chao's踪迹, but he hadn't seen him and thought Huang Chao had died in the traps. But who knew that Huang Chao was not only not dead, but seemed to have obtained some kind of fortune?
"Boy, I just saw a treasure light fly over and merge into your body. As long as you hand over the treasure, I don't want to go to too much trouble!" Tu Shanqing's eyes looked at Huang Chao, his eyes full of teasing.
"That's the treasure I obtained, why should I give it to you!" Huang Chao was immediately unhappy when he heard this, his eyes full of coldness. This was a great opportunity he had obtained at the cost of his life, and it was the foundation of Huang Chao's life.
He, Huang Chao, had long been tired of living like an ant. He, Huang Chao, no longer wanted to be inferior to others. He, Huang Chao, wanted to defy fate.
"Oh? You don't know how to live or die. Do you think you can compete with me just because you obtained a mysterious item? You should know that even if you fuse a twelfth-order mysterious item, it takes time for the body to adapt, gradually from the first order to the twelfth order." Zhao Chuanxin smiled coldly and stepped towards Huang Chao: "Since you don't want to hand over the treasure, it seems I can only help you. Let me taste the taste of your soul."
Chai Chuanxin stepped towards Huang Chao, but the next moment his footsteps stopped. His abdomen bulged, as if a small earthworm was constantly shuttling back and forth.
"What the hell is this!" Chai Chuanxin's face was horrified, and then the next moment he suddenly covered his butt, his legs tightly clamped, but he didn't clamp it. Then he saw his crotch wet, and a stench came from the stone cave.
"What the h*ll is going on?" Chai Chuanxin's eyes were full of disbelief, as if he couldn't believe that he, a dignified god, a proud son of the fox clan, had actually sh*t his pants?
"Hahahaha, I have mastered the sh*t control art, I can control all the poop in the world! Hahahaha! The taste of sh*tting your pants is not good, right!!" Huang Chao's yellow light disappeared at this time, and his eyes looked at Chai Chuanxin, his voice full of pride.
Further away, Zhang Chen, who wanted to come over, suddenly stopped, smelling the stench in the air, his whole scalp was numb!
What the h*ll is this sh*tty skill?
It's simply eye-watering!
If you were fighting with someone outside, and there were countless people watching, even if the other party won the fight, the reputation of sh*tting your pants would be ruined.
Zhang Chen's eyes were full of strange light.
"Ah! You beast! You are worse than a beast! I'm going to kill you!" Chai Chuanxin took his hands back from behind his butt, looked at the yellow soup, and the strong stench, his whole mentality collapsed, and he rushed directly towards Huang Chao without saying a word.
It's just that he hadn't walked ten steps, when suddenly there was another burst of tumbling in his stomach, and then he saw his throat constantly surging, tightly closing his mouth, his eyes looking at Chai Chuanxin in horror.
Question: If your poop comes back from your stomach and comes to your mouth, do you choose to spit it out? Or do you choose to swallow it?
Chai Chuanxin chose to shut up, wanting to hold the feces back, but the taste was too strong, it went straight to the top of his head, and then the next moment he suddenly opened his mouth and couldn't help but vomit:
"No~ Vomit ~"
The golden round strips emitting a strong stench were spit out of Chai Chuanxin's mouth, and then Chai Chuanxin felt the taste in his mouth, and the whole person simply squatted on the ground and vomited non-stop.
"I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!"
Chai Chuanxin came back to his senses, his eyes red, and without saying a word, he rushed towards Huang Chao: "I'm going to cut you into pieces! I'm going to tear you to pieces!"
Chai Chuanxin's voice was full of anger, and he rushed angrily towards Huang Chao.
However, Chai Chuanxin's speed was fast, but the speed of his sh*t and urine was even faster, flying out first and flying towards Chai Chuanxin, wanting to smear it all on Chai Chuanxin's face.
Chai Chuanxin, seeing the yellow poop flying in the air at this time, was like seeing a demon, and was so frightened that he was like a flexible monkey constantly jumping and dodging in the air.
"Damn it, what the h*ll is this ability!" Chai Chuanxin cursed angrily, this skill is not very lethal, but extremely insulting.
Just as he was speaking, the golden round strips suddenly exploded, splashing Chai Chuanxin in the mouth.
"Vomit ~ Vomit ~"
Chai Chuanxin simply couldn't care so much at this time, and rushed directly towards Huang Chao in the face of the sh*t and urine.
Only to see sh*t and urine constantly pouring into Chai Chuanxin's mouth and nostrils, scaring Chai Chuanxin to cover his mouth while running fast.
The distance between the two sides was only fifteen meters, and Chai Chuanxin had already come to the front in a few ups and downs, and then the palm of his hand stained with yellow soup grabbed towards Huang Chao: "Boy, I'm going to cut you into pieces and let you die without a burial place!"
Chai Chuanxin looked at Huang Chao with a face full of sh*t and urine, his face ferocious.
"My life is over! It's a pity for the skills I just acquired!" Huang Chao looked at Chai Chuanxin, who was close at hand, with a look of unwillingness in his eyes.
He had just acquired supernatural powers, but who knew he would be seen by someone, and the other party wanted to kill and seize the treasure.
Seeing Huang Chao's desperate face, preparing to surrender, when Chai Chuanxin's palm had just touched Huang Chao's clothes, he saw a golden light flashing in Huang Chao's sleeves, and Chai Chuanxin was directly fixed in place.
It was the talisman that Zhang Chen had given to Huang Chao before.
Huang Chao was overjoyed when he saw this scene, his eyes full of joy after the catastrophe, and the next moment a dagger appeared in his sleeve, and the dagger flashed with cold light and stabbed towards Chai Chuanxin's throat.
"Clang ~"
But who knew that the next moment a strange and incomparable force of recoil came, only to see the dagger in Huang Chao's hand directly rolled its blade and fell to the ground.
"Copper skin and iron bones?" Huang Chao was shocked when he saw this scene, and then he turned around and ran without saying a word.
Huang Chao didn't run far when he saw the body-fixing talisman on Chai Chuanxin's body constantly swaying and vibrating. A flash of fire burned the talisman to ashes and scattered in the stone cave.
"Damn ant, I want to extract your soul and refine your spirit." Chai Chuanxin actually didn't know what method he used to break the body-fixing technique, and directly regained his vitality. He was about to get up and chase Huang Chao, but who knew that the next moment he felt a pain in the back of his head, followed by a feeling of dizziness.
"Not good, I've been hit with a sap!" The thought popped into Chai Chuanxin's head, and the next moment his eyes went dark, and he fell directly to the ground and passed out.
Zhang Chen looked at Chai Chuanxin, who was covered in feces and urine, and immediately felt disgusted, unsure of where to start. But this guy is so shrewd, he might have some good treasures on him, and it would be a pity to let him go like this.
Fortunately, Zhang Chen mastered the Water Control Technique, directly summoning clear water to clean Chai Chuanxin, and then summoned the fox spirit Nannan.
"What are you summoning me for? Is there something good again?" The fox spirit Nannan hopped and skipped to Zhang Chen's side.
"I just knocked Tu Shanqing unconscious. See if there's anything good on him? Has he gained any secrets?" Zhang Chen asked.
The fox spirit Nannan's eyes lit up when she heard this. She came to Chai Chuanxin, went directly to Chai Chuanxin's ear, and poked at Chai Chuanxin's ear. The next moment, the fox spirit Nannan dug a bright flower from Chai Chuanxin's ear. The flower exuded a mysterious power and looked very peculiar.
"Tu Shanqing's ears have their own space, which is no longer a secret among the demon race." The fox spirit Nannan came to Zhang Chen with the flower in her hands: "This flower looks a bit interesting. It seems to enhance the soul when you smell it. It should be a great medicine containing mysterious power."
Zhang Chen took the flower when he heard this. The flower was the size of a fist, and it was crimson red, as red as blood, and sparkled like agate.
"Can't you tell the origin of this great medicine either?" Zhang Chen asked.
The fox spirit Nannan shook her head when she heard this. Zhang Chen directly put the fox spirit Nannan away, and then a petal of a black lotus flower appeared in front of him: "Can you recognize the origin of this flower?"
Da Zizai Tianmo was stunned when he saw the flower: "It's actually this evil thing?"
"What is this?" Zhang Chen asked curiously.
"This flower comes from the eighth heaven of the spiritual world. As long as you crush this flower into powder and pounce on the enemy, you can seal the opponent's spirit, energy, and essence, causing them to immediately fall into a state of autism, losing contact with the outside world through their five senses. At that time, they can only be slaughtered." Da Zizai Tianmo said: "This is a good thing. As long as you plan it properly, even a tenth-order god will suffer a big loss. Even if they don't faint immediately, their spirit will be scattered and their combat power will be greatly weakened. This thing was picked clean in the spiritual world long ago. It was also a rare thing in ancient times. Where did you get it from?"
Zhang Chen pointed to Chai Chuanxin on the ground. Da Zizai Tianmo looked at Chai Chuanxin and immediately showed a look of surprise: "Huh, this kid is so weird!"
"What do you mean? What did you see?" Zhang Chen asked.
"Bronze skin and iron bones, soul replacement, devouring souls… No, there's also a substitute death technique! There's actually a substitute death technique! Contract! This kid actually possesses the most mysterious 'Ancient Contract Scroll' from ancient times. This reminds me of someone! Someone who should never be alive!" Da Zizai Tianmo's tone was a little wrong at this time, and his eyes were fixed on Chai Chuanxin in front of him, his voice full of strangeness.
"What is the Ancient Contract Scroll?" Zhang Chen asked.
"That is an ancient scroll made of dragon skin, written with contract laws, and condensed with the essence of contract laws. Its origin is unknown, but it possesses the bizarre and unpredictable power of oaths." Da Zizai Tianmo's voice was filled with some indescribable strangeness: "Especially that substitute death technique, it is extremely bizarre. If you want to kill him, you must find the legendary Sword of Karma."
"Substitute death technique?" Zhang Chen's pupils shrank when he heard this. The fox spirit Nannan didn't mention this? It seems that the fox spirit Nannan doesn't even know. This guy is hiding it deep enough.
Moreover, his dog-shit substitute death technique actually requires the Sword of Karma to kill him. It's really troublesome.
"You kid should stay away from him in the future. I saw this kid's Ancient Contract Scroll in ancient times. Once someone masters the Ancient Contract Scroll, the people around him will not have a good end." Da Zizai Tianmo's voice was full of fear.
Zhang Chen was thoughtful when he heard this: "I think you're exaggerating. Although this person has a substitute death technique, his cultivation is too low. Even if I can't kill him, I can seal him. Once he's sealed in a deserted mountain and wild ridge where he can't see the light of day, even if this kid is alive, what's the difference between that and being dead?"
"Can his Ancient Contract Scroll be snatched?" Zhang Chen was a little tempted.
"Don't even think about it. You kid is thinking too much. That ancient scroll is a 'fruit' level existence, and it's not something you can covet. Even I, the old ancestor, can't do anything about it." Da Zizai Tianmo unceremoniously attacked Zhang Chen's greed: "Also, have you kid found the main body of that grandson, the Curse Demon God?"
Zhang Chen twirled the red flower in his hand: "The Curse Demon God has disappeared."
"Disappeared? What do you mean?" Da Zizai Tianmo was stunned when he heard this.
Zhang Chen explained the course of events. Da Zizai Tianmo pondered for a moment, then turned his head and gave Zhang Chen a faint look: "You said, is there a possibility that the pool of black liquid is actually the main body of Da Zizai Tianmo that has lost its spirituality?"
Zhang Chen was stunned when he heard this, a look of astonishment appeared in his eyes. Then he glanced at Chai Chuanxin on the ground and turned to walk deeper into the stone cave: "What do you say we should do with this flower? This flower exudes a mysterious aura, and it will definitely not be able to hide from those old guys. Taking it out is simply flaunting in the market."
"This thing comes from the spiritual world. You can place it in your spiritual world." Da Zizai Tianmo said.
"How do I place it?" Zhang Chen asked.
"I forgot, you haven't had your soul leave your body yet, so you can't bring things into the spiritual world. But you can summon your female slave little fox to bring the treasure into the spiritual world." Da Zizai Tianmo said.
Zhang Chen's eyes lit up when he heard this, and then he put Da Zizai Tianmo away and summoned the fox spirit Nannan again.
"Zhang Chen, every time you summon me, you ask me to do things for you, either this or that! I'm not doing it anymore! I'm still a child, how can you treat me like this? You just lock me up after you're done using me. Are you even human?" As soon as the fox spirit Nannan appeared, she immediately began to scold and complain, her voice full of dissatisfaction.
Zhang Chen smiled softly when he heard this: "What do you want?"
The fox spirit Nannan sobbed and said: "I want to play outside! I don't want to be locked up in the dragon energy."
Zhang Chen touched the fox spirit Nannan's head when he heard this: "Aren't there a lot of people now? When we get to a place where there's no one, I'll let you out to play again."